Do you ever laugh so hard you hiss and wheeze?
watch this. I can't stop.

Still in the thick of wedding MADNESS!

We have made up the invitation, we just need to find the right paper.
The colors are going to be Tiffany/Robin's Egg Blue, Cream and Dark Brown.
Sounds pretty right?
Well I am starting to get a little panicked, but We are gonna make it.
I've been teaching myself how to do calligraphy and I really feel quite hooked on it. I write everything with the calligraphy pen, including the shopping list for veggies and stuff. The word escarole is really pretty. But mostly I like writing filthy,nasty curse words & phrases to amuse myself - them leave them out for Tyson to find them.
It's a good laugh ;)

Speaking of good laughs, here's something he sent me to make me laugh:

#779288 +(708)- [X]

so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
so she put it in mine
now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
that got into the action right away
so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
opens up windows media players
and the porn starts playing
and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck"
but then...
she goes berserk
she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
and she took out a HAMMER
and smashed the fucking CD
it was the best thing ever
not only was It completely off the hook
you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us


Also, some awesome bumper stickers i have seen recently:

*the rapture is not an exit strategy
*killing in the name of peace is like fucking in the name of virginity
*will someone please give bush a blowjob so we can impeach him already?

Great things, Happy Monday!!!!

Okay these were too cute not to post, someone made vegan cupcakes with Marzapan Yarny Details! LOVE IT !!!!!!

On this, My 100th Post

Good grief the past two weeks have been intense. I / We thought we were pregnant.
The 1st test was on Father's Day and for the 1st time in my life, I was sad at the outcome (vs. jumping up and down and then celebrating with more protected sex.) So see, it was stress, not condom breakage. But yeah this friday I got it and am over feeling sad and enjoying a nice Spaten Optimator as I type this out. Yummy Beer for non preggo gals :)

Meanwhile everyone around me is spawning or already mated and done it.
But screw that, I have a wedding I am preparing!

So this nice lady is modelling my dress, and I would like to thank Issac Mizrahi for the lovely card he included in my dress box ^_^ v. nice touch!


Now since I am not a traditional girl, this is the hair style I want, but envision it brown
(My mom hates this hairstyle and told me it was ugly and not wedding-ish)

I disagree, because frankly, I rocked bigger and crazier hair than that back in the day.
i like the 40's glam and I wouldn't mind funky wedding pics!

But yeah we are totally gearing up to try and get this party off the ground. So here's a pic of what I am knitting, and who I am since way back when ;)